Leave Applications

Some of the funniest leave applications from the corporate world:-


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
along with my wife, please



sanction me one-week leave."

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From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year
old son:



"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for
two days.."

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Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's
leave.."

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As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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. Another employee applied for half day leave as
follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10
o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day
casual leave"

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. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day
holiday."

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. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from
headache. I request you to leave me today"

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. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for
the day."

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. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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 Another one:

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to
my below..."

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

      In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon. 

   
Your$ $incerely, 

Norman $oh     

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,

    I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,

Manager