Oh I have a mid life crisis, I could not afford a porche so I shaved my head off
What mid life crisis?? You are only 34. And, you talking about mid-life crisis makes ME feel old ..... so, stop it.
And, folks, the real truth is that he just watched Yul Brynner in the Ten Commandments, and thought that he would try it on .... being the evil pharoah.